This is norway Video Lecture | Learn Norwegian Language: Basic Understanding

this is planet Earth and this this is
Norway many people think that Norway is
the capital of Sweden so if you think so
right now you are wrong since ancient
time Norway has survived on fish
potatoes rocks and plundering and then
in the 1960s we invented the oil we gave
up rocks and plundering but we still
like fish and potatoes the invention of
oil has in many ways laid the foundation
of today's society where we are born
with skis on our feet even before we
learn how to walk or even stand
we got dragged into a big ski called
Apple but as soon as they learn how to
stand on their own feet they are forced
to love skiing during these ski trips
they also learn how to love the launch
packet the launch packets most popular
containment is a frozen piece of bread
with a slice of yellow cheese on it but
soon enough we learn how easy it is to
get something else bedtime stories are a
big thing in Norway they mainly evolved
around scary creatures like trolls and a
guy called Oscar Ludman and these
stories are the main reason why the
children are afraid of the dark even
though we Norwegians got extremely
wealthy from inventing the oil we keep
forgetting to buy more kindergartens so
socializing is a rare expense for some
kids but what we do buy a lot of our
schools we start school at age of six
and graduate after we learned that
Norway is not the capital of Sweden and
the Norwegian special Atlas at oh-o-oh
and launch packet with the frozen bread
and the cheese is still popular here two
weeks before the final exams and
graduation the grad students put on red
and blue overalls then we drink and
drive red and blue cars sometimes also
buses while not doing our homework
the 17th of May is the last day of
celebration and this also happens to be
our day of Independence on this day we
celebrate our Liberty our fish and
potatoes and oil we have a flexed and
eat Norwegian traditional food like
hotdogs kids and grownups also wear a
traditional dress made from rule called
a boo nod it itches terribly is way too
warm and makes you look fat but that
doesn't stop us from smiling and dancing
and kicking hats of sticks doing
traditional folk dances after graduation
from high school we leave our mom's and
her dinners we migrate to bigger bigger
cities and discover dinners that are
much more enjoyable than mom's fish and
potatoes but we still like fish and
potatoes
after moving to bigger cities we find a
job or a book to read and go out two
days per week we mingle and have sex
actually statistically speaking we are
of the top of the scale when it comes to
one-night stands in Norway also referred
to as simple easy enjoyment then we have
babies and start a family our children
are born with skis on their feet and
then put them in parks and make them go
skiing make lunch packets scare them
with stories about trolls make them wear
clothes that itches and tell them the
kick hat give them money so they can
drink and drive and not read so that
they can repeat their cyclists over and
again and they say now hey welcome to
Norway